When I Grow Up

Jessalyn: "I'm going to be a teacher when I grow up."

Mommy: "I thought you were going to be a cook."

Jessalyn: "Well, I can't be BOTH."

Mommy: "Yes you can. You can teach people how to cook!"

Jessalyn: "First of all, I don't know how to cook. Second of all, I don't know the recipe. Third of all, I don't have a cook book, so we'll need to buy one for me. Fourth of all, my apron will be too small for me when I'm a grown up!"